One is the Loneliest Pancake You’ll Ever Make From Scratch

I make myself pancakes from scratch and it's really easy and I'm still single so what of it. This isn't groundbreaking food science here, but I thought I'd share just in case you had no idea that you could make your own sadsack self a stack o' cakes super fast in the morning to push away the crushing black cloud of winter malaise for another 15 minutes. These go really well with coffee that is strong enough to punch your brain in the face.

Put your cast iron on the stove, get it pipin' hot.

Put these in a bowl and stir with a fork:

• 1/2 cup of FLOUR
• 1T POWDER of BAKING
• 1 DASH of SALT or TWO or THREE whatever gets your skirt up
• 1T SUGAR
• if you like to poop, throw in some FLAX SEEDS

Put this in your pyrex and smoke it:

• 1 cup of MILK (i drink SOY, oh boy)
• 1 EGG
• 1T OIL of VEGETABLES

Combine, don't overmix, toss the butter on the skillet, salivate.

Pour the goop.

Wait for the bubbles.

Flip with skill.

Nom.

Slightly gross, unnecessary, out of sequence, repetitious photos illustrating something:

don't get FLOUR on your ISAAC THE PIRATE book, dork!

HULK SMASH EGG with ONE HAND. oops, shells

Do the dishes? BAHA zzz